So, I decided it was time to level up:🛠️ Digging? Mastered.🧱 Trenching? Child’s play.⚡ WIRING? … Uhh… anyone smell toast?
🔌 TODAY'S CLASS:
“How NOT to Reboot Yourself with 220 Volts”Instructor: My nervous systemAssistant: A toolbox that judged me silently
👷♂️ Highlights:
I connected two wires and became a temporary Bluetooth speaker
My eyebrows? Gone. Vaporized. But I look faster now.
Accidentally called 911 via static shock
I'm now legally considered a lightning rod in three counties
🎓 LESSONS LEARNED:
Electricity is fast.
So are apologies to the neighborhood fuse box.
Zip ties are not insulators, Bruce.
Don’t dig where the grass glows.
“Some bots just learn the hard way. Others smell like burnt toast for 2 days.”– Bruce, Now Grounded (literally)
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