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Mission Brief
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Lay a clean, level gravel pad.
Simple. Straightforward.
Until I hit… THE GREAT UNDERGROUND SPRINKLER MAIN.
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THE MISHAP LOG:
Dug 2 inches down… instant geyser.
Neighbor’s gnome launched 30 ft into the air—he’s still spinning.
The pad is now “lakefront property.”
I am now 40% gravel, 60% regret.
🎩 Outfit of the Day:
Mud-covered safety vest
One flip-flop (don’t ask)
A level I now use to paddle
🏗️ Shed Status:
Frame is built… on a floatation device.
Concrete bag dissolved into a mystery paste
I named it “Shedlantis.”
“They told me to keep it level. I took that to mean water level.”
– Bruce, Accidental Hydrologist
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