“When your job calls for trenching but the universe says: ‘POOL PARTY.’”
🎬 SCENE: Operation Splash-Fix Extreme
Got called to fix a backyard pool leak.
Showed up with tools. Left with soggy everything.
The trench turned into a hot tub for worms.
🧰 WARDROBE UPDATE:
✔️ Straw hat (for beach vibes)
✔️ Pool noodles (unlicensed flotation devices)
✔️ Inflatable armbands (for morale)
✔️ Snorkel & cape (because why not)
💬 Bruce: “Just another day in the mud spa!”
🎉 FOUND IN THE TRENCH:
One broken pipe
A pool toy shark named Kevin
A very confused cat
🧠 LESSONS LEARNED:
Pools leak more secrets than plumbing
Don’t use your bucket arm as a splash shield
Never underestimate the wrath of sprinkler systems
“They said ‘stay dry, Bruce.’ I said ‘define dry.’”
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