🚧💬 “THIS ISN’T JUST A LANEWAY… IT’S A LIFESTYLE.”
Digging up this laneway like it wronged my ancestors.
Neighbors yelling? “STOP!”
Me? Vibing. Oil-fueled. Sunglasses on. Bucket down.
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💥 SCENE REPORT:
Dug 3 feet. Found a tennis ball, a spoon, and Greg’s missing WiFi signal.
The squirrels now think I’m their king.
Karen from 104 yelled, “That’s not even your property!”
➡️ I responded with a full 360° turret spin and a wink 😎
I may have accidentally unparked a Prius. You’re welcome.
🛢️ Fueled by diesel. Driven by chaos.
👷♂️ Wearing this vest like it’s Paris Fashion Week: Road Edition.
🎶 Playlist: “DIRT TOP 40” – now featuring Gravel Bounce (Bruce Remix)